Hot Mess Express Tote Bag | Funny Coquette Canvas Bag, Tequila Girls Trip Gift, Bachelorette Party Tote

Turn heads and carry your chaos in style with the Hot Mess Express Tote Bag! Featuring a bold, cheeky graphic that says “Fueled by Tequila & Poor Choices”, this coquette-inspired canvas bag is the ultimate party essential. Whether you’re heading to a brunch, bachelorette weekend, girls’ trip, or just slaying errands, this tote combines sass, functionality, and flair.

Crafted from durable 100% polyester canvas with fade-resistant all-over print, it’s lightweight yet strong enough to handle daily must-haves, beach essentials, or party favors. The roomy interior, sturdy boxed corners, and vibrant 5-color straps deliver both practicality and personality—making this the perfect statement piece for hot mess lifestyles everywhere.

Product Features

• 100% polyester canvas – durable, lightweight, and soft to the touch

• Fade-resistant all-over print for long-lasting style

• Sturdy 5-color straps for added flair and comfort

• Boxed corners for extra storage space

• Available in 3 practical sizes for any occasion

Why It’s a Must-Have

• Perfect for bachelorette parties, girls’ trips, and tequila nights

• Fun & functional gift for your favorite wild friend

• Adds personality to errands, beach days, or weekend getaways

• Coquette-core design for trendy, fashion-forward vibes

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron